Suq Madiq Contributions on the Colbert Report
The Colbert Report’s Very Funny Update on the Colbert Superpac and Generous Muslim Contributions:
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Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went...
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View ArticleDonald Trump Dies in the Holy Land
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